(Looking down) I think my dick is too big.
(Seeing a $100 bill in the street) Ew I’m not picking up stuff in the street.
(To his girlfriend, after explaining the $100 bill story) It was dirty!
(To his roommate Mindy) Oh man you got tickets to the 12:05 Sex and the City 2? Count me in!!
(to his Storywriting teacher) Hey thanks for letting me use your motorbike last Saturday.
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